the anti-personal ad

I have long arms that I swing when I walk, sometimes knocking people out along the way. Because I'm italian I fairly hairy. I wear sensible shoes, not the pretty heels (unless its raining, then I wear something taller to stay out of the water). I speak my mind and enjoy a debate. I will eat u alive if u don't at least try to express an opinion. Happens to me all the time. My glasses are goofy. Some days are good hair days, others are not. My feet are gigantic and of course don't fit into pretty little high-heel shoes. I'm brave - I've got tattoos and have/had piercings. Got a good job, great family, and plenty of kick-ass friends.