A few of my favs:
"People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner"
"I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand."
"You love Chinese food"
"Time is the wisest counsellor"
"You will experience small success, especially in romance" (7/17/2007)
ADDITION - on 3/26 started my new job, went out for Chinese for lunch, and here is my cookie fortune: "Financial prosperity is coming your way!" Haha!
The Year of the Horse:
Independent and sporty, the Horse is the male sign. The often flamboyant Horse tends to be the life of the party and is great fun to be around. They tend to love sports and, or, outdoor activities and don't mind some rough and tumble action. They function best when they have lots of freedom. The downside is they function poorly when bridled, e.g., tied down by routine. The Horse tends to be selfish and self absorbed, letting others fend for themselves, which is the Horse's preferred mode of operation. In spite of the enthusiasm with which they begin things, they tend to lose it rather quickly. You have to work to keep their interest. Ah, but it's worth it!
http://www.firepig.com/astrologysignhorse.aspx
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_(zodiac)
